‘We’re going to burn you in effigy! Slim down, or next time we’ll put you in there when we light it on fire. For the sacrifices of those caught in some offence are more pleasing to the gods, but if the supply of such people runs out, we will not hesitate to sacrifice innocents.’*
Can we expect to see Jamie Oliver officiating as Chief Druid?
*Adapted from Caesar, De Bello Gallico VI.16 for maximum absurdity value.