This is rather an old post, but everything about it is funny to me, including the title: Hands Off My Loaves and Fishes, Hippies.
26But Libertarian Jesus was great in wrath, and did goeth on at great length about negative liberty and natural law.
28And on and on.
29And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and the Pharisees begged Libertarian Jesus to holdeth his peace, but to no avail.
30And lo, presently the Legion came upon Libertarian Jesus, and gave him a bloody good crucifying.
31And there was much rejoicing and loud were the hosannas.
32And Libertarian Jesus looked down upon the Pharisees and said, Forgive them LORD, for they know not the principles of Minarchism.