The scene – bella and flatmate are discussing full-serve toilets, as featured in today’s Guardian.
Me: Those toilets don’t sound so bad, the way you describe them.
Flatmate: And you know what – the Japanese-style ones, they’re like Continental toilets in that there’s a little shelf for inspecting your output. It’s weird; there’s like this little Viking longship poo sitting there, and then you press the button, and whoosh, it sails out. I feel like I should salute as it goes past.
Me: [dies laughing]