Feb 152010
Ah, the things people will Google – and the many and varied paths by which they arrive at this blog! Lately, we have these:
evan harris wanker
Fair enough.
is phil woolas pissed
If he were, that would explain a great deal. But I suspect he’s just a sinister, moronic little creep.
truly whipping extreme free
Delicious on pancakes and as a topping for ice cream.
And finally, this plaintive cry into the ether:
i want my internet turned back on virgin
Good luck, random Googler. I hope they came through in the end.
Oh go on. As a fellow Virgin sufferer, I can sympathise but, if their interwebs was really in the standby condition, how did they get to Google, never mind to your blog? Did you get a user-agent string for that one?
No, alas. Perhaps the person was Googling from his/her local wi-fi cafe. Because yeah, it seems like one of those irritating conundrums: ‘Trouble connecting to the internet? Visit our website at http://www.stupidparadox.com for help.’
Or the Virgin – Trouble with your Virgin service? Check service status at http://status-cable.virginmedia.com/vmstatus/summary.do . Which is currently showing broadband as red. So I am clearly not adding a comment to your blog. :)
You’re trying to trick them into giving something away. It won’t work.
It already has, you’ve given everything away!
I know where the poison is, and I choose – what in the world can that be?